#Show Luo

[minjizdraft]

Besties jamming HARD'LIKE CRAZY 🔥

[pixiedust171204]

High School Musical 2 in Taiwanese :

for more, take a look at my masterlist ;)

[lomlompurim]

Something born from a convo on twt

(Bingmei is still The Emperor and The HHP Palace Master but he spends more time with his family and house duties, and working hard into his dream of having a BIG family)

The tweet that inspired this, which I very much agree, omega Binghe supremacy

[seaside-tropical-sun]

Who’s laughing now huh >:)

Also lesbians

Swimsuit catalogue - 1

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Just saw an svsss fic tagged “kiss kiss fall in love” and now I can’t stop thinking of an svsss ouran high au where Luo Binghe put together a host club made of Yue Qingyuan, Liu Qingge, Mobei-Jun, Shang Qinghua, Tianlang-jun, Zhuzhi-lang, and honor student, Shen Yuan (who’s older brother, Shen Jiu, might murder the lot of them), who stumbled into music room 3 one day and is now their errand boy that Luo Binghe is obsessed with.

[hualianschild]

the mxtx special <3

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

bingqiu soulmate au where LBH has shen yuan's name tattoo'd on him... until the day his soulmate dies

[nibbelraz]

Freeform Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan Svsssaction prompt for Anonymous!

Luo Binghe has learned the art of making custom items, so now they both can have merch of each other (yes he's designing it all himself ✨)

[lavender-phoenix-flames]

The real girlbosses of mdzs are Wen Qing, Luo qingyang(mian mian), A-qing, Jiang yanli and Cangse Sanren NOT madame yu.

[masteri-0]

Just had a sudden thought of Dragon!Shen Yuan (or any creature really) AU, where it was like a normal rite of passage for parents to raise their young (protectively, they're not jerks, just uh, very unsafe for human children, or just humans in general...), then throw them into some sort of extreme trial to prove their strength, when they're deemed ready. Oh, and it was normal, expected, even, to take a go at your parents and try to murder them as a proof of superiority, or smt like that. Doesn't mean they don't love each other! Dragons just have a different way of showing care, that's all. What's a lil play fighting?

Anyw, main point is, SY transmigrates into SQQ with this mentality. Sees his cute little sheep. Falls in love instantly and adopts him. But oh! Oh, the protagonist is so weak, so malnourished! He's gonna nurture him and make sure he's well taken care of! Such a scrawny little sheep can't possibly survive anything! Oh? What's that? He has to push the scrawny baby into the abyss? Well! Makes sense, but that's years into the future, and he has time to make sure they grow up big and strong yet! Cue all the canonical pampering.

I'd imagine during LBH's disciple days, he receives a lot more comments about him going out into the world, and there's less matchmaking from Shizun, since SY believes that girls will flock naturally to him if he's strong enough, so there's also more emphasis on his training, as well as the training of other disciples on the peak. I'm not sure how he'll react to Bai Zhan disciples. Does he comment on their strength and set off the QJP disciples, causing an interpeak war? Does he still hold the same annoyance for them and property damage?

By the time the IAC rolls around, SQQ has already sent his not so little white sheep all over to gain experience, and deemed him ready for his 'coming of age' (close to human adulthood too, he'll do fineee). There is far less tears and hesitation. When the time comes and LBH's seal is broken, SQQ feels the increase in power and the last of his worry dissipates. He basically just looks at his kid, nods, and chucks him in. Dusts off his hands and pats himself on the back. One child down, however many more to go. Oh, they grow up so fast... (Was LBH freaking out during this? Oh well, must be the nerves, he knew the feeling well. But he's read the book and knows what's going to happen. His kid will be okay, and he'll naturally gain confidence after surviving in there!... No one ever said dragons were GOOD at feelings ...)

Of course, it takes some time to adjust to the absence, but there's less grieving and freaking out over his impending doom. Sure, he's judging the original work a little. Limbless and hanging, really? SY much prefers a clean death, thank you. (How he died in his previous life is up to interpretation). But that's besides the point, his favourite is off on his trial, and it's about time to test a few of his other kiddos too (single dad to, uh, how many?)

Shen Qingqiu gains reputation as a sadistic (?) teacher that puts his disciples through dangerous missions seemingly without care, but unlike in the past, he seems to love the kids and dotes on them off-missions, so no one's really sure what's going on with... That. (He's still waiting for one of them, any of them, to try and kill him? Where's the bonding?? Was he not doing enough???)

So when LBH returns, things go uh, differently. SQQ is just here, waiting in anticipation, appreciating how his kid's all grown up, and seeing the scheme to unfold. Safe to say, people are confused. (Him, especially. What do you mean, his kid isn't trying to kill him?? Really, where did he go so wrong in parenting? None of his kids want to bond with him the proper way!!)

(I imagine SY being a better fighter than in canon due to literal trial of fire as a dragonet, and I'm not sure if he would've gotten hit with without a cure at all during the invasion in consideration of this)

[liramic]

BINGHE QUEEN OF HEARTS, THE QUEEN TO SQQ'S ALICE

YES SQQ'S SYSTEM MISSION IS TO SAVE BINGHE THE QUEEN, NO IDK THE PLOT someone else make it up pls

Man I love Alice in Wonderland AUs for anything and everything

Here's Shen Qingqiu Alice :)

[allpiesforourown]

I think disciple Shen Yuan deserves to say fuck :)

Binghe: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD

Shen yuan: taught? I'm in my 20s of course I know- wait..... actually... it was Shang qinghua who taught me to say fuck

Binghe: ILL BREAK HIS LEGS

Shen yuan: he also told me to say motherfucker :)

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe: How could I make Shizun understand my feelings?

Shang Qinghua: Hmmm, maybe a change in clothes. Something less intimidating may help him open up

Shang Qinghua: Also the way you speak is quite gruff, but if we soften your speech you will seem more harmless. Here, I will help...

Later, in the Water Prison

Shen Qingqiu: ...Binghe?

Luo Binghe, wearing a maid outfit with a cat ear headband: Hewwo Shizun~

[sillygoofyqueer]

Itd be really funny if the demonic court saw binghe having so many demonic crow feather things (gifted by shen yuan) and thought he was going on a killing spree and binghe being offended since he’d never hurt his a-yuan

I also like to think that shen yuan spends a lot of time in his crow form. Just binghe making a massive dinner for a crow while the wives stare in in confusioned jealousy, shen yuan using binghes hair as a nest to nap in or standing on his shoulder when hes too lazy to fly. Maybe even joining him in the court (cant tell me shen yuan wouldnt find that interesting)

Oh, it'd be hilarious if Binghe starts wearing this crow demon jewellery, slowly building up every other week or so, and the demon court is just like "???" but nobody really wants to talk about it. One day, someone makes the awful decision to ask/congratulate/ass kiss about the "massacre" he has been committing on the crow demons, people chiming in about how irritating said demons were, and how the demon lord is doing them a great service by clearing out the population. Then a crow flies in through the window and perches upon the emperor's shoulder like it belongs there, rubbing its beak against Binghe's face in greeting. Binghe, on the other hand, has never looked more murderous in his life, his touch gentle as he scratches under the crow's chin. The demons quickly regret their attempts at getting onto Binghe's good side. Oh, Shen Yuan most definitely spends a lot of time in his crow form around the palace specifically. The idea of Binghe being in a meeting and everyone having to try and pretend that there isn't a crow making itself very comfortable in his curls, even using its beak to rearrange certain locks around it is so wholesome to me. On one occasion, it tugs a lock out of Binghe's face and the emperor has never in his life looked more affectionate as he follows the curl with his eyes, watching it slowly disappear from his sight. The wives definitely get jealous, the louder ones complaining only to be met with a harsh "Shen Yuan is my biggest priority". There's definitely going to be a scene where one of the wives or something are trying to kill the crow, following it into Binghe's chambers while the man himself is absent, only to find a handsome man preening his wings in there. They have no idea where the crow went.

[shizunitis]

whats your favourite Binghe quote from canon?

Assuming we’re talking about Binghe’s dialogue? Either way, it’s this, from my absolute favourite moment in SVSSS:

Other favourites, in no particular order, under the cut. Because of who I am as a person, you can’t ask me for just one quote.

“In a month, I want to watch every step of your fall from grace with my own eyes!”

“Luo Binghe, don’t be rash!” / “Too late!”

“Shizun, look at what l've become. Am I strong enough?”

“Being able to dream is also a wonderful thing.”

“I’m not even allowed to dream?”

“What have you done?” / “You tell me: what have I done?”

“Don’t touch him!”

“What’s lost is lost. I don’t blame you.” / “But that’s all I have now.”

“Ah, the loser I defeated.”

“Yes, I am a mongrel. The entirety of Cang Qiong Mountain was defeated by a mongrel. Glorious, isn’t it? […] Let everyone in all the realms know that Cang Qiong Mountain, the leader of the cultivation world, was slaughtered by a mongrel, powerless to fight back. How about it?"

“You overestimate yourself.”

“So Shizun can, at times, guess what this disciple is thinking as well.”

"You fear becoming a burden to Cang Qiong Mountain, […] but Cang Qiong Mountain fears not your burden." / “How many unbroken bones do you still have?”

“If Shizun sees me as no better than a beast either way, I might as well live up to expectations.”

“Go... Anywhere you want... Just don't stay here!”

"May I ask who's paying? […] It’s me. And I didn’t bring enough money. So, two rooms.”

“I always chased after you, calling 'Shizun, but in fact I was deeply afraid that it was just my one-sided wishful thinking.”

“He can say whatever he likes about me, but not about you!”

“I am a demon, so go ahead and attack me altogether, […] I don't care. But what has my shizun done to be attacked together with me?”

“I also missed you. […] Really, really missed you. There wasn't a single moment when I didn't miss you...”

And, of course:

“I have no father. I only have Shizun.”